Pumped full of shea butter and natural oils - no man, boy or crowded room stands a chance once you have revelled in the indulgence which is less a soap bar and more a way of life.

Who is she?... Crème de la crème hardly comes close to describing Jess. She's the kind of girl you want to throw a party for - a fiesta with flamenco, marmots, white stallions and rose petals - yes a night out with her is a buttock-clenching ride into the unknown. There's nothing that withstands her charm arsenal - all succumb to her weapons of mass seduction. She's the whole package and whatever she is, she is definitely not the girl next door.